Allorg Musical Bell Pepper and other Centiki Organic Foods AIR004

Allorg Musical Bell Pepper and other Centiki Organic Foods AIR004

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Allorg creates plant varieties that thrive in the shade. They feed on acoustic waves.

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AI will ravage the global economy. Unemployment and strife will be the everyday norm. It is comforting to know that there is a company out there with a big heart that still looks out for the little people. We give everyone the choice of growing organic food year-round in containers at home. This way, the entire house serves as a pantry, with each month bringing new harvests and plenty. Our scientists focus their efforts on creating non-GMO plant varieties that are best suited for indoor gardening. These plants thrive in low-light conditions and survive in total darkness for many years. The vegetable kingdom is known to respond to musical sounds. We will investigate breeding vegetable varieties that respond to classical music, especially baroque. Our scientists determined that a cucumber that grows up listening to Corelli tastes better than one that listens to heavy metal. It’s a fact. The same is true for tomatoes, red beets, and green peppers. People will be too depressed to sing to the plants, so they must rely on old CDs. We advise everyone to stock up on these. AI is relentless in its effort to replace everything created by humans with machine-made replicas. Even plants hate these forgeries. When you invest in our company, you provide a safety net for yourself and others. When you lose your job, you’ll have an unlimited supply of food, so you’ll only need to worry about the bills.

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