Bob’s solar patch, a model of relentless planet preservation FIR007

Bob’s solar patch, a model of relentless planet preservation FIR007

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Bob’s solar patch is a small family farm that converts to renewable energy generation. With the profits from the business, the project grows to cover large areas of the country with solar collectors. The solar patch is thriving on free publicity and aims to move to other solar systems in need of preservation.

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Bob’s solar energy production business started with a small family farm, converted to renewable energy generation. People like you, who prioritize environmental conservation over unnecessary food production, continuously contributed to the growth of this small project. Bob’s patch of solar collectors, backed by the profits from our business, will grow and grow, covering large areas of the country. We will not rest until we cover the whole surface of the planet with photovoltaic cells. The environmental impact of large-scale solar installations doesn’t bother us. Studies have shown that photovoltaic installations can affect biodiversity, including habitat change and loss, mortality, behavior alteration, and population displacements. This is just a tree hugger’s talk. It’s crucial to balance energy production with ecological preservation, but we follow the bottom line, which spells expansion. We must cover the planet with solar collectors before somebody else does it. Once we finish here, we will move on to other planets in need of preservation. Our current understanding of the solar system suggests that the sun will eventually become a red giant, potentially engulfing the inner planets. This renders the concept of harnessing solar energy somewhat impractical due to its almost complete absence. It doesn’t bother us. We’ll move our expertise to other solar systems. Don’t be surprised if you hear about us in the news. We thrive on free publicity. In our galaxy, there must be other planets afflicted with the green house effect.

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